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Announcer: Survivor Wednesday...
Rodney <camera confessional>: Today's my birthday.
Announcer: ...it's Rodney's birthday.
Rodney <camera confessional>: I have been stuck on this
beach for 30 days.
Announcer: ...and he'll cry...
Rodney <at the beach>: This is the worst day ever.
I'm washing dishes on my birthday.
Rodney <camera confessional>: There's nothing here, no coconuts
or any fruits. Nothing.
Rodney <camera confessional>: Everything is fake.
Everybody out here is fugazi.
Announcer: ...and complain if he wants to.
Rodney: They have neglected me on my birthday. All bets
are off, now.
Rodney <daytime, at camp>: I want to be voted off.
I want to be on the jury next.
Rodney <nighttime in the shelter>: I've had enough.
I'm done. Write my name down.
Mike: Go home.